he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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