We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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