She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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