fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
