I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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