That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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