It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Mom said you looked used
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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