he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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