Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
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