She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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