i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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