32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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