Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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