3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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