I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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