I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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