if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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