he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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