I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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