this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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