Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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