Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
Randomize
