Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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