we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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