why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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