I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
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Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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