where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
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I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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