they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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