my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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