Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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