You're a womanizer and a bitch.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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