Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
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i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
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When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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