Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
