we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
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About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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