I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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