Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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