I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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