that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
Randomize
