Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I want to be your penis for a week.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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