It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Randomize
