if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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