i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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