fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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