i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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