Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
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Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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