This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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