Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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