Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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