some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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