Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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