so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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