I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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