To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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