You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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