you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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