So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So vagazzling was a success
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
