Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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